double sporting

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.

You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.

by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014

fire spitting dragon

When a male fires a spurt of boiling hot semen into his woman's eye momentarily blinding her

Carl unleashed his fire spitting dragon on the unsuspecting prostitute reducing her to her knees.

by LL Fire Spitting Dragon November 5, 2013

Spitting Sugar Out The Butt

The offering of an insincere compliment. Lying to someone for the sake of sparing their feelings.

"I told her that her tramp-stamp made her look chaste and sophisticated. Clearly, I was just spitting sugar out the butt."

by afdone March 7, 2010

Dick's Sporting Wood

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.

Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!

by joff leff December 28, 2011

spitting shit

speaking words and sentences that do not make sense. Usually while high on marijuana.

Dude your spitting shit i cant understand you.

by $matttttt$ March 22, 2007

Smirting

The act of flirting with someone while smoking outside a pub

Met this dope chick last night while smirting outside the Belle Vue, got her number and she's hot for me to give her a bell!

by Richard Brooks October 17, 2007

Spitting zombie

An ejaculating penis.

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.

by spittingzombie August 29, 2018