spintel

A person, organization, corporation or other group that, despite irrefutable evidence, gleefully denies engaging in monopolistic and/or manipulative behaviors in order to consolidate power or resource.

In most common usage, the word implies a degree of uncontrolled greed and lack of ethics.

1. Paul was happy to put his spintel on the news article about bribing and threatening the business partners.

2. The executives engaged in mock raids, so that they could pull the spintel on the regulators.

3. The mafia boss told the buyers that he would put the spintel on them if they attempted to purchase from someone else.

by Momma Bettay February 27, 2011

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Spineless Cunt

A woman(or wife) who habitually lies in order to keep the real man in their life to pay their bills(or hand out money) and provide a feeling of safety/stability, while they continue to maintain a relationship with another guy who's a weak spineless emo puppy dog. The reasoning behind this is the real man is steadfast, strong and gives respect when given, while the other lame emo loser is easily controlled, a professor of love serenades and would literally eat a mile of the "spineless cunt"s shit to lick her asshole. The Spineless Cunt is the lowest form of life, for she can never make a real decision, maintain a solid foundation of integrity or generate enough good karma to walk about everyday life with true inner fullfillment and grace. Even worse, the emo men she chooses are unattractive with greasy acne, excessive body hair, snaggly crooked teeth and droopy down syndrome eyes. The fact that people like this can continue to walk the earth stealing oxygen from good honest people is appalling, and should be a crime.

Kayla(Spineless Cunt) goes with Sam on dates to nice restaurants, and other fun and pricey venues of entertainment, all the while she guards her phone texting or sexting Thomas, who continuously tells her how amazing she is, and that he wants to make a shrine consisting of her toe nail clippings. VOMIT

by hatingallwomencuzof1 April 17, 2011

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Spinelli’s Package Paradox

If you carry in multiple bags or packages from your car to your house your motivation is that you’re too lazy to make multiple trips but if you carry fewer bags or packages and make multiple trips your motivation is that you are too lazy to carry everything at once. They are opposite solutions both motivated by laziness.

Frankie was too tired to make more than one trip from Christmas shopping and decided to pile up everything and brin it in at once while Erin was too tired to grab everything and took things in one at a time fulfilling spinelli’s Package paradox

by The real Hank Contos December 18, 2018

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Spincel

A spincel is the combination of the words Spinster and Incel. The term refers to a woman with that has many sexual relations with men, but can get no commitment from them. Spincels are typically common online, as well as on dating apps.

"Chloe is such a spincel, she called me a misogynist because I didn't want a relationship after fucking her"

by Ichorrrrrre April 24, 2023

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