spiderhole action

Sex you have with a disgusting, spider web filled, orphice of a woman's body.

Dude, please tell me you haven't had any spiderhole action lately.

by Rabid Steve October 20, 2013

Spiderwoman

When a female scoops out a creampie and flings it in your face like spiderman shooting a web.

"So i popped a batch in her and before i could even get up to put my pants on, she spiderwomaned me"

by Abubaca November 15, 2022

Spiderjob

When eight different girls take turns giving you handjobs and blowjobs until you cum on all of them. Takes practice to hit every girl.

Oh my god I can die happy now that I just got a Spiderjob.

by CorvallisJB January 27, 2010

sidebro

if your a woman, and have a boyfriend and are talking to another guy behind your boyfriends back. you are his side chick, he is your side bro.

jack is my sidebro but ronald doesn't know!

by madethisup July 13, 2015

Spidermonkey

Little bits of nugget poo rapped in anal pubes

I have some lovley Spidermonkeys

by cheesetastegood February 22, 2010

spidergoat

the genetic hybrid of a spider and a goat, basically the most horrifying thing you can imagine, seeing the actual thing would cause you to fall over and die from fear

the company google is breeding spidergoats to take over the world.. thats more fact than example

by Vanityexile November 9, 2009

spiderjockey

minecraft a skeleton that rides a spider... have fun!!!!!

spiderjockey + mincraft player = OMFG!!!!!! FMLl... FML... FML... FML... FML...

by random guy who plays minecraft January 5, 2012