Spiderweb

A spiderweb occurs when you drop your phone or other device at just the right angle so that the crack starts at the top left or right corner and ends at the side

Person.1 (drops phone) OOHHH SHIT MY PHONE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Person.2 WOAH, LOOK AT THE SPIDERWEB ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!
Person.1 screw you man.

by xXx_MLG420BLAZEIT2D@NK4UM8_xXx September 18, 2016

Spiderjuan

He's the better spiderman, he eats tacos, has a mustache and wears sombreros into battle while riding a horse yelling Arriba

It's Spiderjuan, he came to save us all

by Cpt,Jack Sparrow January 19, 2017

Spiderjob

Where a woman uses her hands and feet all at once to give sexual pleasure

Asshole 1: Dooood this babe used all four exremities to jerk my dick. Shit was CASH
Asshole 2: oh yea a spiderjob
Asshole 1: I don't like spiders why don't we call it a crab job?
Asshole 2: fuck u

by Old_Longskin September 14, 2018

Spiderection

The process in which peter parker, the protagonist of the Spiderman films, creams himself over the girl he's simping for at that moment in time.

B E T E R has an spiderection for mary jane watson.

by Ottovonoof May 13, 2020

spiderweb8989

spiderweb8989 is a super swag super awesome human

Wow have u seen that really cool amazing super swag person over there??

Ye I have, thats spiderweb8989 🐎

by Suzy sheep ig June 10, 2021

spiderweb

when semen gets stuck on seperate strands of pubes, forming structure which closely resembles a spider's web.

josh: dude you have a total spiderweb right now
dude: i know bro i saw this hot chick i couldnt hold it in

by mr floopy August 24, 2022

Fly in a Spiderweb

To chew a piece of gum for a long time to the point that it becomes tasteless and then eating a tick tack to add more flavor the piece of gum. The gum surrounds the tick tack in a way similar to a fly being trapped in a web.

John: Dammit this is my last piece of gum and it tastes like tofu now.
Dashawn: I got this tick tack, fly in a spiderweb that shit.

by CDRIZZLE April 16, 2013