Spiders

THIS IS A TERIFYING BUG

H: What’s your boggart Ron?
R: sPiDeRS tHeY WaNt me tO TaP dAnCe

by Simp for the Marauders January 7, 2021

spiders legs

Stray pubic hairs of impressive length escaping from the sides of an undergarment, e.g. swimsuit
see also beetle bonnet

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

by illigalnavy November 23, 2015

crotch spiders

The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.

Man look at the crotch spiders on her. Impressive.

by huskerbob November 4, 2015

I ain't here to fuck spiders

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.

Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!

by lemonfresh November 27, 2016

Spiders webbed

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.

Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.

by Beeds January 12, 2008