Spider

Something you run the hell away from, and no one knows why.

noun: WTF is that i spider!? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT!

by Professor Yeeticus March 11, 2019

Spider

1. An 8-legged arachnid (not an insect). Some species are venomous, such as the Black Widow, while others are not.

2. The scariest fuckin' things you will ever lay eyes on.

Hey dude, come check out this poisonous spider!

Oh, come on, I highly doubt that it's---AAH, MY EYE!!

by kefeinberger November 23, 2014

Spider

Eight-legged demon created in the depths of hell.

Holy shit there’s a spider on my wall.

by SpooderEl September 14, 2019

Spider

A feline possessing one or more of the following qualities, especially one possessing all of them: homosexuality, retardation, hideousness, a shit-head personality, an overall disturbed nature.

Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.

Yeah, she finally got a cat, just like she wanted to. Too bad it ended up being such a Spider.

by Continuum muunitnoC August 26, 2008

Spider

A pimp like reploid who uses playing cards as a weapon as a tribute to X-Man character Gambit. He later sacrifices himself to save X and Zero but in reality it was all an act by Redips who posed as Spider to get Supra Force Metal.

Spider is Redips spelled backwards LOLOL!!!!

by ZOMG September 2, 2005

spider

A little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch.

I was driving my mom's car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after I swatted it away, I went into the ditch.

by The Z Dude September 27, 2009

spider

Scary ass creatures. O_O

That spider is hella creepy.

by allison panda! October 18, 2003