sperglar

Sperm + Burglar

One of the sluttiest girls you have ever known.

This slutty girl does not only want your sperm, she wants to steal all of it with her slutty tactics.

Guy 1: Yo I feel a lil light today, fucking slut.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Straight sperglar man.

Guy 2: Holy shit! The sluttiest!

by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011

Spertula

A sperm-covered spatula. Usually used for cooking when one has been playing with it as a sex toy, but does not realize this.

"You know that's not a spatula, that's my Spertula."

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Semular

Vaguely connected to or related to.

A trapezoid is semular to a square.

by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011

specular potato

Youtuber who plays hypixel, he sucks dw

Specular potato sucks

by Xoinck October 29, 2020

spermslurper

Low class piece of shit. Even if the person isn't a choad swallower.

That asshole is a spermslurping shithead.

by Theophrastus Bombastus Vonhoenheim November 3, 2003

Spermulating

Its when you be cummin and you cumn and you cumn

"oOOOH YEAH BABY IM SPERMULATINGGGGG UGHHH YEAHHHH IM SPERMULATINGGGGG UGHHHHH"

by FAT MANS December 25, 2022

spermulet

1. From the singular term sperm. The plural: spermulets - meaning: lots of sperms.
2. Small growing sperms.

"look at those spermulets"
"spermulets can grow"
"watch that spermulet swim"

by anon November 1, 2004