Seltzerstealer

When out to eat at a restaurant, the person you are with asks the waitress if they charge for seltzer water. Most often a waitress will say yes, but sometimes the waitress doesn't know better and says no.

Customer: "Do you charge for seltzer water?"
Waitress: "Uhhh....ahh! I don't....no!"
Customer: "Great! I'll take thirty."
Manager: "You're such a seltzerstealer. Get the hell out of my restaurant!"

by Mitch__poj February 6, 2010

Seltzoid

a person who is always on twitter, endlessly tweeting and can never step away from the computer or put down the phone

You're such a seltzoid, get off of your phone!

by harry65454 August 2, 2013

Miya (spelt Mia)

Mia is truly the most amazing girl you can meet, she is talented and absolutely georgeous. She is a goddess on earth. Everybody treats her like a queen, most of her time is spent training to be a better version of herself. Your lucky to meet a Mia and even luckier if you are her friend. She is a beautiful dancer and competitive athlete, she has lots of friends and always wants the best for them. Most girls are jealous of Mia but inside she is insecure. Don’t be fooled by her confidence on the outside because inside she’s hoping that nobody notices her flaws. There is no reason not to be mias friend she is loyal, honest and full of surprises and puts others before herself, everybody loves a Mia.

Boy- Woah ! That girls is beautiful
Other boy- That’s because she’s miya (spelt Mia)

by Sparkling1rainbow1 May 3, 2018

Alco-Seltzer

The new rage in alcoholic drinks, alcoholic, carbonated water. A drink for those who either hate the taste of beer or want to feel like they’re being healthy. In reality, in two to three years, scientists will be saying this drink is terrible for you and causes cancer because that’s life kids.

Me and the boys gettin lit tonight on this alco-seltzer. Hangover? Take your pick: alka-seltzer or better yet, alco-seltzer.

by Seealis January 19, 2020

Seattle Seltzer

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.

I’m gonna grab a Seattle Seltzer to wake myself up.

by vanishingly February 22, 2021

Alka Seltzer Sandwich

When You Shit on the competition so much..Your Stomach needs to relax and more importantly recover..

Did you hear that Lil Wayne Verse?..He Says "I Be..Shittin on ya boys.. I Need a Alka Seltzer Sandwich..UGH"

by Punjabiballar February 17, 2008

spelt

1.American English - not the past tense of the word spell, but it is a really old type of flour.

2.Queens English(the correct one) - the past tense of the word spell, alternative spelling spelled. also a really old kind of flour

1. fuck this example, americans can't spell

2. it can be spelt either spelled or spelt, both are correct

by dopesoldier September 8, 2010