speedy pete

A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children

Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children

by Peter N Jacqueline Matheson June 2, 2021

SpeedySpyFox

Really annoying. No one likes him.

SpeedySpyFox is gay.

by SpeedySpyFox is gay. January 27, 2018

speedysnake25

a fucking jobber who literlatly sucks dick and got dropped by spiderman

fiwedsfs- hey did u see last show where speedysnake25 got dropped by spiderman in taw
faldun- hell yeah dude what a fucking jobber im not gonna make him mid card even tho he beat u in the house show
fiwedsfs- ok

by speedysnake25 June 21, 2018

speedy weasel

A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.

Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!

Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel

by robbie bobbie June 5, 2009

speedsdrop

The act of front or back seat passengers casually looking at the speedometer, when feeling nervous about the driver's speed.

Jennifer was speedsdropping on Dave when she felt he was speeding.

by TheRealSQ October 4, 2009

speedy-byes

Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.

Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?

Girl 2: "What was what?"

Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"

by weezlhed January 18, 2010

speedshifting

To masterbate so quickly and vigoursly your actions almost reach the speed of sound.

Speedshifting works well if you are in a hurry.

by 70GR March 18, 2011