Speedy Gonzalez

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"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez

SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia

by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006

Speedy noodle

A very seedy man, a very sneaky man, a goon.

Person 1: Charlie is such a speedy noodle

Person 2: I know right, he’s an extremely speedy noodle

by Speedy noodle May 01, 2020

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 16, 2004

speedy pete

A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children

Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children

by Peter N Jacqueline Matheson June 02, 2021

speedy-byes

Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.

Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?

Girl 2: "What was what?"

Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"

by weezlhed January 18, 2010

Speedy Carlos

The act of running around in Call of Duty only using you knife to stab like a little mexican.

Dude be careful, they got a speedy carlos on the other team hiding in that building!

by The Zombie Man Cam October 09, 2011

speedy weasel

A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.

Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!

Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel

by robbie bobbie June 06, 2009