Speedy Broomstick

When A Witch Does A HandStand On A BroomStick And It Zips Into The Next Galaxy Like That Car That Could Travel Through Time in Back To The Future

Damn That Son Of A Witch Flew Away On A Goddamn Speedy Broomstick!

Speedy Broomstick by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Speedy Gonzalez 

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"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez

SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia

Speedy Gonzalez by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006

Speedy noodle 

A very seedy man, a very sneaky man, a goon.

Person 1: Charlie is such a speedy noodle

Person 2: I know right, he’s an extremely speedy noodle

Speedy noodle by Speedy noodle May 1, 2020

Speedy Wunderground Neek 

Someone who believes the infamous London-based record label "Speedy Wunderground" is the best ever (no that is not a Greep reference, what on earth is a Greep?)

Often located down south in Brixton, probably at The Windmill (a notable place of worship these said neeks go on a pilgrimage to) or up north in YES in Manchester, for some reason SWNs have taken over this place.

Speedy Wunderground Neek: "OMG Have you heard Cavalcade by Black Midi? Best album of 2021!"
Normal Person: "You are a Speedy Wunderground Neek. Please leave me alone."

Speedy Wunderground Neek by NotASWN May 19, 2021

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

Speedy Gonzales by David December 15, 2004

speedy pete 

A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children

Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children

speedy pete by Peter N Jacqueline Matheson June 2, 2021

the speedy hunter

Definition: The speedy hunter refers to the act of asking a girl if she is down to party after telling her your down. This is immediatly followed by taking either a condom (new or used) or the condom box and chucking it at the floor by her feet or right past her head.

"Man, she slapped me right after I tried using the speedy hunter on her"

the speedy hunter by king nacho March 5, 2005