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speedshifting

To masterbate so quickly and vigoursly your actions almost reach the speed of sound.
Speedshifting works well if you are in a hurry.
by 70GR March 18, 2011
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SpeedySpyFox

Really annoying. No one likes him.
SpeedySpyFox is gay.
by SpeedySpyFox is gay. January 27, 2018
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spedosexual

From the root word Spedophile; which is a person with a strong sexual attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.

Spedosexual is a person with a strong sexual attraction and desires towards people that are learning disabled and or learning impaired.
"That girl Angel, only dates guys from the special needs classes, because no one else would be interested in her."

"The other day Diane was bragging about much she enjoys giving mentally retarded guys erections."

"Gus kept feeling up that girl in the wheel chair who isn't able to talk or communicate with anyone."

"Sergio has sexual rape fantasies of choking people who do not understand that it is wrong."

"Maria has a boyfriend with a learning disability whom she cares for and takes care of him. She lets him know everything going on around his life when others are showing that they care for his friendship, when people are really bullying him and taking his kindness for granted, and she prepares his food for him, takes care of him like a mother to a child while loving him like a wife to her husband."
"Guadalupe takes care of her husband with a learning disability, she defends him when others are laughing at him and he seems helpless, the other day when the cashier told him, 'What are you F****** Retarded or something?' Guadalupe got in that woman's face and demanded the manager to make a formal apology."
#spedosexual
by MrLingam80 April 12, 2018
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speedysnake25

a fucking jobber who literlatly sucks dick and got dropped by spiderman
fiwedsfs- hey did u see last show where speedysnake25 got dropped by spiderman in taw
faldun- hell yeah dude what a fucking jobber im not gonna make him mid card even tho he beat u in the house show
fiwedsfs- ok
by speedysnake25 June 21, 2018
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speedo man

The most totally awesome nick name ever given to a totally awesome guy.
Speedo man is the most awesomest guy ever.
by Hanna Batiz December 25, 2007
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Speedsturbation

n. The process of masturbating under any time pressure. Also a sport when played competitively.
I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!

Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!
by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009
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Speedo Sailing

When a male and/or males receive oral sex from an anonymous person's father, then proceed to buy plane tickets to Finland.
"Dude I'm tired of school, need to get off, and would like to travel, lets go speedo sailing
by Overdose of Tums January 12, 2011
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