Sperry

(For men) When you cover yourself in cum and kill yourself by giant dildo in front of your kids.

The man was sperry-feeling the last year.

by TittyTwister42069 March 2, 2017

Sperry syndrome

after buying a new pair of Sperry Topsiders, and getting blisters, or rubbing your feet raw. Another type of Sperry syndrome is the rank odor of the feet caused from sockless wear.

"OUCH! My ankles have blisters all over them, I hate my Sperry's."
"Looks like a case of Sperry syndrome"

by PiePerView October 6, 2013

Spedroom

Spare-bedroom

"Hey, you can stay in our spedroom"

by Smell-o-wee July 5, 2017

speedy spedy

A tard in a wheel chair who is being chased by his parents who're trying to euthanize him.

Hey Cheryl look at that speedy spedy go. What a fighter.

by Jizzon Yohfase May 30, 2007

Sperryman

One who quotes Borat line all day long

Sperryman : I like sex...its nice!!!

Sperryman : Very Nice...I like it

by Jeremeezy December 15, 2008

Sperry Fairy

A phrase often used to designate the preppy, douchey, entitled, often "Sperry Top-Sider" wearing, dickholes of North-Eastern descent, who are huge pussy bitches. It is not uncommon for these douchenozzle's to be seen paring their "Vineyard Vines" attire, or their American Flag short shorts, with a pair of "Sperry Top-Siders". All in all, if you encounter one of these kooks, proceed to flee the area, or jump his ass with your fellow tube rider's. It should also be noted that these little pixie boy's do not charge, and have no ability whatsoever to Shred the Gnar.

3 students from Boston College have the following conversation

Bro 1: Bro did you check Surfline today?!? Lowers is totally firing back home! Tubes and Hacks for days Brah!

Bro 2: No way Brudda! Sounds Gnarly! We'd totally be charging it right now! Cant wait to jet home Friday!

Sperry Fairy: Ummm... Excuse me sir?? We are currently inhabiting civilization within the North-Eastern most expanse of the United States of America. In turn, I have the pleasure of informing you that we "refined" individuals refrain from using the word, umm.... "Gnarly", good day now.

by TheJuicebox December 16, 2013

sperrys

Sperrys are the "wanna be" version of top siders. They're only like 50 bucks and are extremely uncomfortable. Those who wear them refuse to acknowledge the pain because they are so desperate to convey the preppy boater look. Those who actually wear top siders for their intended purpose know the best brands and like to keep it that way because they are the genuine people who the top sider supporters aspire to be.

Hahahahah, you wear sperrys

by Anon Anforth griffen January 2, 2008