spatulate 

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

spatulate by mellowyello June 11, 2003

Speculationatoryativenousness 

(noun) An essay type that after a week talking about in english class, the students still have no idea what to write on, or about

"What were we supposed to write on again?"

"Speculationatoryativenousness"

Speculationatoryativenousness by bascomstudent December 16, 2011

Speculative Fiction

A genre of fiction that encompasses works with supernatural or futuristic elements.

The most notable genres of speculative fiction include fantasy, science fiction, horror, utopian, dystopian, alternate history, apocalyptic, post-apocalyptic, superhero and supernatural

The word "speculative fiction" was coined by American sci-fi author Robert A. Heinlein

Speculative Fiction by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Shaculate 

The unltimate state of euphoria for a man, the moment where he defocates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Bob: "hey john, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"
John: "I just shaculated"
Bob: "what's that?"
John: "it's when you shit and jizz at the same time!"
Bob: "woah, that must feel awesome!"

Shaculate by KboFecalCrySis April 8, 2009

spalculate 

to fuck up.

combination of the words "spastic" and "calculate".

well you really spalculated that one!

spalculate by ta May 7, 2004

Spatulate 

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.

Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.

Spatulate by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010

Hate speculator 

Any person or group who feel an event is a result of bigotry before they know all the facts.

Hey, did you read about that bad car accident yesterday?

Yeah, I bet the guy that ran over the African-American kid was white.

Don't be a hate speculator. We don't know all the facts.

Hate speculator by CIfan August 12, 2012