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Spectro-Pedophilia

Getting your sex on with a little ghost.
Wanting to bone Casper the ghost, would be the perfect example of Spectro-Pedophilia..
by moe3575 January 13, 2011
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Spectrum Boy

Somebody who isn't obviously stricken with autism or Aspergers, but falls somewhere on a spectrum of special-ness.
Person A: "Why is that kid part of the special-ed class? He looks perfectly fine."
Person B: "He doesn't have severe autism or anything, but he's a bit of a Spectrum Boy."
by NissanxJuke September 15, 2016
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spectacular burnout

Job related. An irrational impulse action that results in immediate dismissal from employment.
John S.,a 35 year old high school teacher and girls track coach decided he would motivate the girls by mooningthem, slapping his butt and saying "You want a piece of this?" John S. left the school that day never to return. He suffered spectacular burnout
by buzzbomb July 28, 2008
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autism spectrum disorder

A neurodevelopmental condition characterized by impaired social skills and restricted interests or repetitive behavior. Symptoms usually begin in early childhood.

Although most people with autism spectrum disorder (people "on the spectrum") are functionally impaired, some thrive occupationally or academically, especially people with Asperger's syndrome, who have no delays in language development and/or IQ.

A common misconception is that people on the spectrum lack empathy, the affective part of empathy seems to be unimpaired compared to people without the condition. This means that people on the spectrum often have the capacity for compassion and morality.

Complications include bullying, unemployment (prevalence of about 90%), suicide and self-harm.

Treatment is limited and the efficacy of specific interventions has been disputed.

The heritability of the condition is about 90%. Specific environmental risk factors known to contribute to the condition include autoimmunity. Disproven environmental factors include vaccines.

Although the condition causes significant suffering for many, some have disputed the characterization as a disorder altogether, especially because the restricted interests commonly seen in the condition can include occupationally or socially useful subjects like math or physics. People on the spectrum often hyperfocus on their area of interest.

Several historical figures like Einstein are claimed to have been on the spectrum, these claims are unproven.
Autism spectrum disorder has a prevalence of about 1%.
by category December 22, 2020
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The Great Spectator

The master of the Undermap and it's third level. He was once Derf's best friend but then stole the secret to winning The Game, therefore giving him great power but making him an obvious jackass so Derf kicked him out of the Emerald Arcade. The Great Spectator then created his own realm to rule where all people go if they are killed in a game after doing something such as ninja looting or screen looking and they have to pass through the 3 Red Rings of the Undermap and endure it's trials then get kicked out with another chance, but, if you are a supreme jackass in life, after you die ,depending on how bad of a jackass you were, you get sent to one of the Red Rings. You could even get sent to the secret 4th Ring (where you'll get pwned by the Great Spectator) if you're bad enough. Through this he now serves a purpose and, his jackass status revoked, him and Derf now hang out again and is actually a pretty cool inter-dimensional being.
Player 1: 0h! pwn3d n00b!
Player 2: but dude you screen looked!
Player 1: and n00b n00bi3 n00b3r5on?
Player 2: (Shoots Player 1 in the face)
(the Great Spectator floats up from the Undermap)
The Great Spectator: come with me jackass!
Player 1: NOOOOOO!!!!! (noclips into the Undermap)
Player 2: woohoo!! thank you Great Spectator!
by Derf's Prophet September 28, 2009
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Spectrum

A cashgrabbing, penny-whoring, satanic reincarnation of Time Warner Cable that gives retarded prices for retarded products for the purpose of trapping poor old people into taking into their crappy deals.

A shittier version of Verizon.
John: Hey I just subscribed to Spectrum today!
Nick: Are you stupid? You’re getting scammed, Verizon is where its at.
by anonymous January 5, 2019
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spectaculass

An ass so fine you smack the air. Da Vinci culo. A truly pulchritudinous posterior.
I mean Rita, she all right, but Nancy got spectaculass.
by Jereboam November 20, 2010
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