Speckled Cock

A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.

Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!

by GGigidygigidy69 January 16, 2022

Speckledorfed

That not even a word and I agree with you
-Mr. Krabs

Speckledorfed

by Dimey- YT November 3, 2020

speckle

special
(whoever says this has gotta be rather secure with themselves...)

I feel speckle today

by Morbid Knight September 24, 2005

Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.

Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.

by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006

Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

by Bleccchman March 12, 2009

your as cute as a speckled pup

A female or male that may be in your own opinion good looking and ya have a crush on her or him. You've seen a speckled puppy before.... prety damn cute !

Amber baby ,Your as cute as a speckled pup !!! So if I ever call ya a bitch ... I mean a cute lil'puppy bitch baby.

by Donkey Barn's April 15, 2017

SpeckleSplat

It's like a really bad person like think of the worst person ever, and then times it by 10.

"Yo, you wanna go pick up alex?"
"Nah, alex is a specklesplat"

by GlitchTwB May 28, 2021