Staunch God

A staunch god is a person or living being from Australia and more generally Sydney that thinks they are the biggest eshay that ever lived. However, everyone knows that real staunch gods are pelicans.

Get the fuck way from me I'm a fuckin staunch god you peasant

by MEEEEMES July 24, 2018

Staunchy

In reference to a person with a stank attitude.

"What's wrong with her"
"She's just a little staunchy today"

by LittleItalySwag-CheeseandDough July 30, 2017

Staunchy

Staunchy describes someone or something that stinks really bad

She told me she wears her panties all week long. Damn shes staunchy !

Can you please take out the trash ? Your place smells a little staunchy !

by Sprinkles13 December 24, 2013

splaunch

(verb) Propulsion through the power of ejaculation.

I splaunched her across the room.

by Masstiker April 21, 2008

staunch

to stab, usually with a kife of glass
what hapens to cunts that ark up

you arkin' cunt? i'll staunch ya

by wellyyy October 21, 2010

slaunch

To slopily or forcibly insert something into something else.
Or slaunch can be replaced with launch at any time.

I slaunched one in her asshole last night!
I slaunched it in her asshole, prior to giving her the angry pirate.
I will slaunch the frisbee 100 yards.

by mdizzlenizzlepizzle May 3, 2006

Spunch Bob

A misspelled word of SpongeBob. A huge YTP maniac.

Spunch Bob

by the Sun is a deadly April 13, 2021