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Staten Island

The armpit of New York City. Perpetually stuck 20-30 years behind the rest of NYC. Insane drivers, shitty public transportation (at least compared to the rest of the city).

Location of the world's biggest garbage dump. Full of pothead teenagers who somehow can't afford to pay off the tickets on the brand new car mommy and daddy bought 'em. People there tend to have an Italian grandparent who was born in the U.S. but act like everyone in their family's in the Sicilian mob. Has the world's worst drivers: everyone's a roid-raged Jersey Shore wannabe, hopped up on Oxy, or 90 years old.

Half a million people, but about 4 movie theaters and two bookstores.

Basically, take the worst parts of Brooklyn and Jersey and you've got Staten Island.
Maybe not EVERYONE from Staten Island, but face it, if you live there, you know people just like this.
by energo July 4, 2012
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staten islandd kidsss

if you asked somebody in staten island to describe guys and girls that live on the island they it wouldnt be surprising if they said this:

Girls:
1. Mostly of Italian nationality
2. Sluts, whores, bitches, hoes, skanks
3. Have tanning passes to all the tanning salons
4. Get their nails done (preferably tips)
5. Have guido boyfriends
6. Walk arolund like they own the place with thier short mini jean skirts and their hair either starightened or scrunched
7. Have at least one piercing mostly on bellybutton
8. Drink uncontrollably
9. Act obnoxious around guys just so they can have attention
10. Have the famoous staten island accent
11. You can tell right away where they are from
12. Snobby and mean

Boys:
1. The Italian guidos
2. Spiky hair...tan...built body...wax eyebrows...manicures and peticures
3. You can call them "metrosexuals"
4. Very into themselves
5. Think they are black sometimes
6. Act liuke they are the only guy on staten island so they have to hook up with every girlon the island in one
week
7. Dress very nicely : pink shirts anyone???
8. Usually have an earring in their left ear (or is it right??) no its definitely left
9. Have slutty girlfriends and only lie them becsaue of what they give them

Anyway you can see how staten island kids are but thats ok cuz im one of them

you would ususally hear a staten isaldn person saying:
1. Yo
2. Mad sick/cool
3. Thats dope
4. What up
5. whats poppin
6. new "yawk"
7. Wharta (water)
8. Not pronuncing their R'S at the end of words
9. um goin out wit this girl tanite
10. u goin to da farrell dance tanite
11. How about them ladiess

Youw ill usually see the girls walking around with coach bags and fendi bags and ugg boots and the guys with their ferrari cars and pimped out clothes and jewelry
also there is alottt of DRAMAAAAAA
You may be thinkin that si people are madd rich???
well some of them are and some of them ACT!! like they are

i love staten isalnd though<333
staten islandd kidsss are madd cooolll!!!1
by biancabazzzie October 18, 2006
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staten island

A place where everybody from Brooklyn moves to.
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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Staten Island Lawnmower

when a girl jerks you off and pulls so hard on your dick that it looks like she's trying to start a lawn mower
Suzie gave good head but when she went to jack me off, she gave me the ole Staten Island Lawnmower
by snoogans213 February 27, 2011
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staten island

A borough of NYC.

Brooklyn with parking.

A place where, it seems, the majority of people (at least the ones who care to contribute to this website) cannot spell.

A place where I've lived most of my life(and my parents too), while I still manage to be educated, gainfully employed, accentless and of normal skin tone. There are a lot of us.
"Where are you from?"
"Staten Island"
"Wow, you don't sound like it.'
by FranG April 19, 2007
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Staten Island

Steve: Isn't Harlem a borough?
Justin: No, staten island is.
Steve: What's staten island?
by Justin December 24, 2004
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spatangled

Very high, usually from smoking weed and drinking alcoholic beverages.
We were so spatangled we saw little green men and ufo's.
by Kenny Benny 725 August 22, 2019
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