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intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)
You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.
Sporked by Essix March 6, 2005

Sparkeel 

When you have to fart but your girlfriend won't let you, even if she's not in the same area.
Bill: *rips one* Haha your turn
Lenny: cant man wife said no
Bill: but she's in Iowa man, that's a real sparkeel
Sparkeel by Stalinyouth July 4, 2019

Cock-Spanked 

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".
Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!
Cock-Spanked by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009
-v. (past tense)

To get your underwear pulled down in public by a stranger.
Ex 1. That guy just sharked the girl at the drink machine.

Ex 2. Don't go to Japan. My mom got sharked 3 times while she was over there.
Sharked by PalePumpkinHead March 31, 2008

sparkelicious 

totally cute, pretty, cool, awesome, spectacular, and amazingly wonderful yet totally sparkly!!!
Ashley: Maddie, I LOVE your purse!!!
Maddie: Thanks, I thought it was so cute.
Sarah: Look at all the sparkles!!
Ashley: It is totally SPARKELICIOUS!!!
To be yeeted off a cliff with the help of a kick
I got sparted, he sparted me. Also fuck you DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED
Sparted by AGVP June 9, 2020