spare prick at a wedding

used when u feel lonely or in times u feel out of place.

friend: do u want to come out with me and my girlfriend?

you: jesus no! ill be a spare prick at a wedding!

by scottmeister October 24, 2007

Spare Wheel

A person you invite on a date not because they like you but, because if you don't they'll be the Third Wheel. After this date they'll most likely never talk to you again and push you to the side.

Henry:Yeah I finally am going out on a date with Jamie.

Andy:Dude, I wouldn't be so happy the only reason she's doing this is because she doesn't want to be the Third Wheel.

Henry: So I'm just a..

Andy: Yep sorry dude your just a Spare Wheel.

by Theblackness December 27, 2009

Spare Tyre

When you have that extra bit hanging over your belt....another word for muffin top.

Marie: I like them jeans on her.

Emma: eww no look at the spare tyre hanging over the top in all its mushy greatness.

Marie: yeah you're right they'd look so much better on me hohoho!

by The Hippy Hippy shake November 11, 2007

spare ribs

It doesn't matter what it is, you can't touch them.

You can't touch the spare ribs!!!

by Ky March 18, 2004

spare coochie

(n) an extra vagina, or an extra supply of vaginas

Hey bro, you got any spare coochie? I need to fix my fridge.

by bakedcandle October 19, 2018

spare tire

the flab around the stomach that can stick out over a women's jeans. obtained by overeating, not excercising enough, or drinking too much beer.

HOWEVER... can be kindof cute on the right woman

small spare tires are sexy, whereas BIG-RIG truck tires aren't

by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010

Spare Change Hooker

A low class whore, raking in the pennies like an 80's arcade machine.

Also refered to as a Spare-Changer.

Guy 1: Holy crap, man, her skirt's so short you can count all the babies she's aborted.
Guy 2: That's a Spare Change Hooker if I ever saw one.

by Pineyappul November 3, 2008