Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.

I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.

by FelixM13 September 9, 2009

soapernatural

A term categorizing any of the newer prime time television dramas in which most plot points revolve around some element of the supernatural, i.e. Medium, Heroes, Lost, The Ghost Whisperer, etc.

"I was going to watch some television last night, but the only things on were either reality shows or soapernaturals."

by Bridgettej January 9, 2009

soaper

a partaker in the land-based extreme sport of freewalking or freerunning involving shoes with grinding plates (Soap Shoes). Basically, anyone who does grinds and combo tricks using Soap Shoes.

Tim the soaper ate it hard on the schools concrete stairs he was trying to grind down.

by CooCooCoo February 3, 2006

spater

Slang for later. Direct translation from german.

Spater guys. Zu Spater.

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

spape

The act of smoking paper

Person 1:: "Hey Aldaag,want to go spape?"
Person 2:: "Hell yeah! You got the stuff?"

by kaydaag February 23, 2008

spadered

When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)

He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)

by SpadeAvenger April 24, 2004

spaneria

A scarcity of men.

Damn, this party is a real spaneria... where are all the guys?

by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009