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old spanish

a drink. one part red wine, one part tonic water, served with olives
cooter burger was pouring himself an old spanish as jack donaghy walked into his office
by scissorscapo October 18, 2012
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spanish inquisition

1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.
by jiffy pop May 18, 2004
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AP Spanish

an AP class taken by most Mexicans who already know Spanish and take this class to get an automatic 5 on the AP exam.
Carlos: "Hey Juanita, what'd you get on the AP Spanish AP test?"
Juanita: "I got a 5... My parents were so proud"
Carlos: "Me too! jajajaja"
by Bartholomew Peanuts September 7, 2013
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Female Spanish Teacher

A legit psychopath who has done at least one of these things: barks at you, threatens you, has a criminal record, or is going through a mid-life crisis.
My female spanish teacher, Profe, finna throw me out of a ventana.
by lafantasma October 11, 2019
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Spantucky

A little meth lab & trailer park ridden area approximately 20 miles outside of the city of Tacoma (aka Tacompton) where missing teeth and walking along the main thoroughfare of Highway 7 (AKA Mountain Highway, WA) are common occurrences.

The younger males of this interesting group of hominids are usually seen in their indigenous tribal dress of backwards hats and baggy shorts, usually stolen from the local landmark of the Spanaway Wal*Mart, where they buy 0.88 pregnancy tests for their girlfriends and are seen loitering frequently in front of. Spantucky is not considered a place of ambition nor is it sought out for its natural beauty.

It includes landmarks such as: Hot-Chik-A-Latte, a stripper style barista stand; Spanaway Wal-Mart, bringer of all goods, according to locals; South End Hardware, provider of hardware, liquor, animal feed and ammunition and Roy Y Sports bar & grille, a local entertainment venue , converted from a triple wide strip club, for football games and local punk rock bands. The Roy Y Bar & Grille also offers outdoor entertainment in the form of the trailer park that surrounds it for visiting tourists.

Spantucky is bordered by Parkland, WA and Methlahem, WA.

A prostitute from Spantucky is referred to as a "Spana-Ho" and can be viewed in their natural habitat in the bus stops along highway 7.
Lets go to Southend Hardware in Spantucky but bring your wallet because they'll wanna see your ID to buy any cleaners or fertilizer.
by Lilysaramoon February 7, 2013
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Pat Your Shants

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants
What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"
by Fraser Morrison January 16, 2009
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Spanish Lantern

The same as a dutch oven, farting under the blanket and pulling it over your partners head, although to complete the spanish lantern, light a match after the proceeded fart.
John Spanish lanterned kate last night and she no longer had eye brows.
by HBOSS19 October 18, 2009
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