wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Spenser

The most genuine, sweet, caring, funny and easy-going guy that one will ever meet. Spenser can make friends with strangers and have them rolling on the ground in laughter. A man who is sensitive to one's feelings but a real badass manly man otherwise. Someone who is well endowed and knows how to put it down. Also, the sexiest one women man in the world. People always want to be around Spenser whether it's be for his humor, laid back attitude, sex appeal, or just a good time.

Friend 1: What should we do tonight?

Friend 2: Let's see what Spenser is doing.

Friend 1: GREAT IDEA!!!!

by his1andonly February 3, 2010

tight like spandex

1.)Off-the-chain, rad, plush, legit, amazing, cool, et cetera.
2.) Really close friends

1.) Dude, look at that sweet ride, its tight like spandex
2.) Me and Katie are tight like spandex

by veronicalovin August 29, 2009

Spandex Serious

A bicyclist who is extremely enthusiastic about the sport, purchasing all of the necessary clothing and gear, which includes spandex shorts and bike jerseys.

Those guys in the Tour De France are totally spandex serious.

by kidmelony August 16, 2012

Spanfeller

The dickless blob that makes up a Ken Doll's Crotch

Ted Cruze looks like a spanfeller. I feel bad for blobfish.

by InternetAbortion October 31, 2019

Spankee

A Quickie, is well, a quickie.
A Yankee is like a Quickie, but you do it yourself.

But a Spankee? That's like a Yankee but hurts a little bit more.

(**Shaking Hands)

Steve: Hey Josh, I havent seen you in a while. What's up?
Josh: Not much, a little stressed out a work.
Steve: Where you off too in such a rush?
Josh: To be honest? I gotta get a spankee on before I head back to work from lunch.
Steve: Aaaah yes. I just got got one in too.

(***Awkward looks after shaking hands)

by TheFlashSimiValley May 13, 2021

Spannered

To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.

raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!

by dedbult November 27, 2010