wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.
im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.
by Codiak July 31, 2003
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Spanner Water

Very cold water that your about to go for a swim in.
Named so as it 'tightens your nuts.'
John: So what was the water like?
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*
by <<>> December 23, 2005
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Spanner Wanker

Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.
That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.
by Mr Rusher August 17, 2007
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bag of spanners

A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.
Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.
by d6y May 15, 2006
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Wank Spanners

1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
by Leroy Larger February 07, 2005
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bag of spanners

shrasa is ok but her sister is a bag of spanners
by turn November 02, 2003
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wank spanner

Your hand(s). A tool to complete the job of jacking off with.
Whats the boy going to do..he got both his wank spanners blow of in Bagdad
by poondaddy January 06, 2005
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