by Codiak July 31, 2003
John: So what was the water like?
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*
by <<>> December 23, 2005
by Mr Rusher August 17, 2007
A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.
by d6y May 15, 2006
1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
by Leroy Larger February 07, 2005
by turn November 02, 2003
by poondaddy January 06, 2005