by cadaver666 November 6, 2007

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge
by little sparrow May 16, 2017

1. 'Bloody hell dave. I'm dieing for a wank', 'Thats alright mate. You can borrow a bluey from my Spadge bank.'
by Redsoxrichie March 11, 2008

by CG May 12, 2004

To spadge - verb of the word spadge.
The action of hitting someone with a spatula or in a spatula like manner.
The action of hitting someone with a spatula or in a spatula like manner.
"whenever I watch spelling bees on tv I always want to give those kids a good spadging".
"I can't enjoy sex in the kitchen unless I get given a good spadging".
"I can't enjoy sex in the kitchen unless I get given a good spadging".
by Flying-pancakes-2 November 23, 2013

Spadge is the reproductive organ that belongs to the female arachnid more commonly known as a Spadge (spider vag)
by The Armoured Hooligan September 19, 2019

After an unclean female has used the toilet, the next occupant walks in and utters “fuckin’ell. Someone’s opened a can of spadge in ‘ere”.
by TeamCharchie April 24, 2019
