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Spadge Dust

the excrement of a spadge, as per "a young fit cadaver"
shit she spilt some spadge dust on me
by cadaver666 November 6, 2007
mugGet the Spadge Dustmug.

Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman
I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge
by little sparrow May 16, 2017
mugGet the Battered little spadgemug.

Spadge bank

1. A mans jazz collection.
2. The female genitalia when filled with Semen.
1. 'Bloody hell dave. I'm dieing for a wank', 'Thats alright mate. You can borrow a bluey from my Spadge bank.'
by Redsoxrichie March 11, 2008
mugGet the Spadge bankmug.

to get the spadge monkey of your back

to have either fellatio or intercourse removing feelings of sexual tension
Geeze it feels good to get the spadge monkey off my back.
by CG May 12, 2004
mugGet the to get the spadge monkey of your backmug.

Spadging

To spadge - verb of the word spadge.

The action of hitting someone with a spatula or in a spatula like manner.
"whenever I watch spelling bees on tv I always want to give those kids a good spadging".

"I can't enjoy sex in the kitchen unless I get given a good spadging".
by Flying-pancakes-2 November 23, 2013
mugGet the Spadgingmug.

Spadge

Spadge is the reproductive organ that belongs to the female arachnid more commonly known as a Spadge (spider vag)
"what do you call a spider's vag? That's a Spadge mate."
by The Armoured Hooligan September 19, 2019
mugGet the Spadgemug.

Spadge

After an unclean female has used the toilet, the next occupant walks in and utters “fuckin’ell. Someone’s opened a can of spadge in ‘ere”.
by TeamCharchie April 24, 2019
mugGet the Spadgemug.

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