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Space monkey

One so hot they make my bulgy wulgy hard UwU babygirl hey daddy
Space monkey means that one is hot and sexy
by SDYankee January 25, 2021
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Space monkey

When you make yourself pass out by breathing in and out excessively (hyperventilating) and then blow on your thumb as hard as you can so that you look like a monkey and then have someone press on your neck on both sides of your blood vessels until you pass out.
Dude have you ever tried to space monkey?
Yeah bro it knocked me out!
by Clinered July 23, 2022
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Space Monkey

The act of hyperventilation and holding breath to the point of unconsciousness causing a temporary high
"Bro, hit a Space monkey"

"Hell no, only retards do space monkeys"
by biffybagh February 27, 2023
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Space monkey

A practice usually done in mental hospitals in which the participant crouches down, hyperventilates, then springs up on their feet whilst simultaneously holding their breath, causing a breif seizure due to lack of oxygen
“Hey, do u wanna play space monkey?”
“Nah man, that shit causes brain damage
by Cra-z-8 July 18, 2023
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space monkey

to choke someone so hard during sex that they pass out
She totally let me space monkey her last night bro, I was scared she was about to die forreal!
by throatgoat5643 September 3, 2023
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Space Monkey

The act of masturbating while wearing a c-pap machine.
I walked in the room, with out warning, and caught him doing the space monkey.
by BlueCollarWoman April 27, 2024
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Monkey in space

Combining the BuzzLightYear and Monkey Face gives you the monkey in space. Shave your pubic region and fill a fish bowl with the hair. At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum on her face, shove the fishbowl over her head and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and screaming "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"

The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to clean her now hairy face, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting at it. While falling she'll resemble a monkey in space!
She flew through the air like a monkey in space!
by Nikki Noo Noo December 13, 2010
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