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Cooks Source

Verb. To take private property without permission, (esp. written and intellectual), remove any inherent value under the delusion that they are making it "better," and pass it off as one's own for personal gain without bothering to obscure the real source.

When caught cooks sourcing, a person then becomes unreasonably arrogant, demands compensation for orchestrating the screw-over, and claims professional expertise on applicable cyber laws while demonstrating that they actually have less expertise than a teenage boy who just discovered there are things other than porn on the internet. See also: Griggs
My neighbor tried to cooks source my champion show dog. He stole Muffy out of my yard and started walking her around the neighborhood, right past my house. Then I received an invitation to the dog show, and a bill for the vet that spayed her! You should have heard him try to Griggs his way out of it: "Honestly, the dog was outside so it was public domain. You should be thanking me - I fixed her."
by Mearth November 7, 2010
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sources say

Typically used in news articles where no actual source is provided, allows reporting opinions and rumors as actual news.
CNN/MSNC/BUZZFEED/ABC/NYT/WP/GUARDIAN: Sources say President Trump gave Putin a handjob while handing over nuclear launch codes.

Idiot: HOLY FUCK BLOMF BTFO IMPEACHMENT IMMINENT
by Bungins June 2, 2017
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Source Engine

A very well made game engine used in games such as Half Life 2 and Counter-Strike Source. It includes:
1) Awesome graphics
2) REALISTIC Physics
And much more. Like High Definition Range

The source engine is also very easy to modify (skins) which can be created in communities.
by Sirius123 May 24, 2007
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Counter Strike: Source

An online FPS game that originated from Counter Strike (CS). Counter Strike: Source (CSS) is mainly a graphical update of the original with a new radar, buy menu, and a few maps thrown in. Many criticize the game for being "easier" due to vital spots on players made bigger though the game is still challenging and fun. The game is often looked down upon due to the steadily growing number of prepubecent boys with microphones and hackers. Only a fraction of the number of total players of the original CS, play CSS. Because of the smallish number of players, hacking and cheating isn't as bad of a problem on CSS as it is on CS. Its still recommended that you play with the microphone mute option enabled.

*NOTE* Playing CSS may lead to a broken computer or possibly an early death.
A typical Counter Strike: Source match

Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphne: Pphhhhptptpt!
Player 2: StfU NoOB
PLayer 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: Player 1 u fukIn haker!
12 year old with microphone: Ssssspspspspspszzzzzeertk!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 2: god dam stFU you fukinNo0b! GaY! FAG!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: HAKR!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphone: Kpstkpstkpstfffffeeerrrpt!
Player 4 Entered the Game
Player 3: PlAYur 1 iz a H4k0R!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with a microphone: Kephpphertzt! Pt! Pzphphsert!
Player 2: GAY! fAg quEER! Ill kILL yuor mothr! STfU N0ob!11!
Player 4 Left the Game
by I left CSS for WoW December 24, 2008
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Source

1. Unreliable, unverified, phantom person(s) or entity. Often cited by the media to publish a story that they don't want to do the legwork to find physical evidence for.

2. The thing that is always missing from online rants, is never given when asked for, and that is always discredited the moment it is posted.
P1: Did you see that news article? The world is ending tomorrow!

P2: According to who?

P1: "Multiple Sources".

P2: Oh! Well then, since there are multiple of them that makes it more credible!
by Achiyugo October 23, 2019
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The Source

(N.) A glittery, more expensive type of toilet paper, that comes with advertisements inside.
I got something for my a** every issue. Thankyou, cause I keep running out of F****n' tissue. Oh lordy, I just got so sick at looking at you. (Benzino, the manufacter) At least now, I can see when nike has a new ten-nisshoe. -Eminem's new commerical for The Source
by G-Union May 8, 2003
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the source

A suck ass magazine, co-run by hip-hop failure, Benzino. Uses mics to rate Benzino with a 5 and everyone else with a zero.
Eminem on the source: The Source was like, the only source of light when the mics used to mean somethin, a four was like you were the shit, now its like the least you get
three and a half now just means you a peice of shit
four and a half or five, means you Biggie, Jigga, Nas,
or Benzino.
by ThroatSlit April 17, 2006
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