by ydam November 27, 2020
Get the sour patch kids 69mug. The act of making a someone else eat a sour patch candy for the sole purpose of shutting them up when they are either complaining, wining, getting on your nerves, being unreasonable, being mean, getting upset or any other reason you would want them to shut up.
Normally just shaking the box and placing it in your console is a sufficient warning. If you don't have the box of Sour Patch candies, you can just make the noise the box makes when you shake it (like a chika chika sound) and that will remind the person they are on thin ice and are about to be handled.
In the event that you actually HAVE to Sour Patch someone's ass, they must eat a minimum of two Sour Patch candies. This creates an extreme sour flavor and a sharp twinge under the ear area. Normally this will stop the unwanted behavior.
Great for car trips, small children, grandparents and anyone who hates sourness.
Normally just shaking the box and placing it in your console is a sufficient warning. If you don't have the box of Sour Patch candies, you can just make the noise the box makes when you shake it (like a chika chika sound) and that will remind the person they are on thin ice and are about to be handled.
In the event that you actually HAVE to Sour Patch someone's ass, they must eat a minimum of two Sour Patch candies. This creates an extreme sour flavor and a sharp twinge under the ear area. Normally this will stop the unwanted behavior.
Great for car trips, small children, grandparents and anyone who hates sourness.
by clhughey February 25, 2010
Get the Sour Patch Your Assmug. by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021
Get the Blue sour patch kidsmug. by Tha Real MC June 20, 2008
Get the Mediterranean Sour Patchmug. A delicious treat, made with two pieces of whole wheat bread, mayonnaise, and sour patch kids. To be enjoyed by drunk pledges across the country.
by bigsandk3 April 20, 2009
Get the Sour Patch Sandwichmug. When you shove sour patch kids in her vagina and eat her out like a child eating and ice cream cone.
by httpscam August 16, 2021
Get the Sour-Patchmug. When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.
I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.
My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
by Dat1boii June 19, 2020
Get the Sour Patch Kidsmug.