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Sororiderby

The group of 3-4 mean girls who hold a position of power on small Roller Derby Leagues. These ladies were the freaks and geeks on high school who never fit in with the cool kids and may have been taunted by the pretty people. Now, finally, they are the cool kids who torture the new crop of Derby Girl wannabees, freaks and geeks-who in turn become their evil minions. They'll do anything for an XO from these evil sirens. Luckily, the power works only inside the confines of Neighborhood Roller Derby (small leagues that are afraid to step outside their Roller Rink). Nothing can stop them, except clean Derby Karma!
I'd give my right front quad skate nut to find a Sororiderby free Women's Roller Derby League!

"Drink the kool-aid and do what we say are we might let you get us some water one day, Fresh Meat!" said the Sororiderby High Priestess to her hypnotized minions
by F.U.B.A.R.bie #32flv September 30, 2011
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Sorrow Blow

When a female performs fellatio and, due to her unhappiness or shame for performing the act, is simultaneously crying. aka weeping suckle
Scott got a sorrow blow last night from the engaged girl he met at the bar.
by Eddie K May 12, 2008
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sorority ninja

A girl that a sorority says 'FUCK NO' to but then somehow ends up on the bid list. Basically sneaks into the sorority, like a ninja would.
Fratdaddy: 'Holy hell, how did that squirrelly looking girl get into (insert hot/good sorority here)'?
Slampiece: 'She's a sorority ninja. We don't know either'
by shadypi October 25, 2010
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Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc.

This is the first African American Sorority founded in 1908 with a motto "By culture and by merit". Alpha Kappa Alpha believes in sisterhood and service and has been positively impacting the world for the past 103 years! The colors are salmon pink and apple green. These women are often looked at as classy, beautiful, intelligent and passionate about their goals. They promote high ethical and moral standards, promote education, unity and friendship among college women, maintain progressive interest in college life and provide service. They paved the way and set the example for other sororities to follow. Alpha Kappa Alpha is the First and the Finest! Three times imitated, but Never duplicated. If you're looking for a lifelong bond with strong women and to help make a change in the world around you, this is the sorority for you!
I wanted to be an AKA and here's the reason why.
Of all the towns around, no better group I found
So I joined them right away
And this I have to say
We have tried, we have tried, we have tried
Now we made it to AKA!

Alpha Kappa Alpha is the Only way!

For more info about Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. See www.aka1908.com
by FOURce Field December 11, 2011
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Sorrow

Sorrow. Sorrow would be the feeling I feel seethe its way within my soul every moment, every day, ever year. The feeling I get when I think that I may have actually found the love of my life, the one person to cast my doubts and fears aside. 'Tis also the feeling that has remained pent-up within me for so long, other words used to describe it. Loneliness, forlorn, solitude, it all means one thing... empty on the inside, void of all feeling and deprived of compassion and love. A feeling that I fear will soon consume me entirely, and I know not how it will end... but I do know one thing, I know that it WILL end. I shall see to it... personally.
"Have you ever had the feeling nobody really gives a shit that you're alive? Some may also think you're just a waste of Gods time, and wish you would just... not exist anymore."
by Robert April 23, 2005
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shield of sorrow

A hairstyle typical of emo fashion which involves straight bangs coming down over the face, long enough to cover both eyes but parted to one side to only cover half of the tears. This protects the wearer from the infinite sadness of the world. Boo-hoo.
Peter Parker rocks the Shield of Sorrow in Spiderman 3.
by Bramanda December 27, 2008
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Pointed Tits of Sorrow

A female that has pointy tits pointing down. The suffix 'of Sorrow' relates the the tits pointing down to Hell and eternal sorrow.
In the movie Alexander, that chick that Colin Farrell has sex with has Pointed Tits of Sorrow.
by _Aydin_ January 24, 2009
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