The act of fusing a 69 sex position with the well-known blumpkin foreplay. In which, two people give each other oral sex, and both parties are defecating simultaneously.
by Cucumber Slumber April 09, 2015
by hanadtv August 08, 2023
You wake your girl in the middle of the night and say, "did you hear something?" You then finger her in her butt to startle her and get her to jump up and then try to give her a facial jazz shot. And once you succeed, you throw her off the bed.
Man, I gave her a Somali Pirate when she least expected it last night. Bam ! ! She didn't know what hit her.
by Ninja Gene April 21, 2009
by G UNIT IN DA CLUB PAPA G!!!! June 24, 2010
It's a disgusting Drink, created when you go to pour juice into your rum but don't look and grab the milk instead, makes a brown curdled mixture. Best enjoyed never.
"Ew i just accidentally made a white somali"
"Ew i just accidentally made a white somali"
by Matt.A February 05, 2015
The diet of the average college student, which usually consist of rations or whatever an individual can scrounge up. This typically causes the student to lose copious amounts of weight and border on starvation.
"Damn this shit in smith looks disgusting"-White Guy #1
"Shit nigga, thats that Somali Diet"-Black Guy #1
"Shit nigga, thats that Somali Diet"-Black Guy #1
by YoungCannon630 October 26, 2009
Person 1: Dude the other night at the bachelor party Sparky almost got his eye taken out by a Somali Roll.
Person 2: Which one? I hope it wasn't the right that's the normal one
Person 2: Which one? I hope it wasn't the right that's the normal one
by MofoChineseDentist July 28, 2009