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Salvation sans Jesus

When someone confesses that Jesus Christ is their Lord and Savior and that God raised Him from the dead is the first step to avoid spending their afterlife on earth in hell—whose sins are forgiven through the cleansing blood of Jesus on the cross.
It’s politically incorrect to lovingly share the “Good News” to nonbelievers that there’s no other way to heaven except through Jesus—the ”Salvation sans Jesus” message that religious leaders from other faiths find insensitive or offensive, but nevertheless true, if they unbiasedly study the Bible.
by MathPlus November 11, 2018
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Salvation Rate

The number of lost souls that could be saved per evangelistic meeting—to rescue both atheists and those who were previously under Satan’s rule from hell, prior to their embracing the Christian faith.
With the salvation of Singapore in mind, some mathematically inclined theologians are itching to divine what the salvation rate for next year’s “Celebration of Hope” event would be.
by MathPlus November 8, 2018
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salvation army

A place intended for the lower-class households to pick up some used clothing and other items at a discounted price. It seems all of the "different" kids go there now to buy vintage shirts, because you can get three for a nickel or some shxt like that. They are usually the type of kids who complain about society having "brainwashed" the preppy kids.

If you think you're cool for buying clothes at the salvation army, just remember that you're wearing somebody else's pitstained t-shirt.
Like oh my God, I just got this brand new emo shirt at the salvation army today! It's totally rad! It says "John's Pickle Shop" on the front! I think I'm going to wear it to the Dashboard concert this weekend! It will totally fit in!
by AnthonyMEMU June 22, 2004
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Salvation Army

A "charity" who have been around for a long time and run stores. They burnt thousands, possibly millions, of Harry Potter toys because of "promoting witchcraft," ruining the christmas of many children. They also think that homosexuals are a disgrace. "The Salvation Army is a global organization dedicated to meeting human needs without discrimination in the name of Jesus Christ. " is a bullshit definition because they -DO- discriminate heavily.
The Salvation Army were meant to give those poor kids a christmas, but instead they lit a bonfire for the homeless.
by Fuck Sally. November 18, 2013
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salvation army

A place for poor people to pick up free shit. They individuals are most likely unemployed and can't provide for their own family. Some are homeless.
Poor kid had to wear salvation army clothes.
by richgj October 30, 2007
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Salvationist

A (SALVATIONIST) is someone who believers their good deeds and works will help them inherit the kingdom of God. They believe that faith is only a part of being justified by Jesus Christ.
"He's a salvationist, he doesn't believe in the finished work on the cross."
by R. Downing and D. Layton March 10, 2019
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e-solation

the feeling of disconnectedness that exists between co-workers, their managers, and customers due to the lack of face to face interaction in an environment of faxes, e-mails, and instant messaging.
The e-solation of my cubical is making me bonkers!
by Carly Smith January 18, 2008
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