solutionism

Software application written to solve a non-existent problem. A solution in search of a problem

That code to track contents of your frig is solutionism at its finest

by Colonnade July 4, 2017

Solution Selling

When a video game company deliberately introduces a problem into their game so they can sell you the solution as opposed to designing the game to be played without paying up.

Solution selling can manifest in many different forms such as:

• Paying to skip long monotonous grinds

• Paying to repair fragile equipment such as weapons or armor

• Paying for transport, so you don't have to waste your time walking

• Paying to skip a difficult level/boss

• Paying to revive your character without losing progress or items

• Paying to progress at a rewarding pace

• Paying for increased inventory space

All of these issues can be solved very easily by better game design and just respecting the player's time and money.

The game could've been good, if it wasn't for all the god damn solution selling!

Paid repair kits? That's just solution selling.

by Lonke November 25, 2019

Corporate Solution

is a euphemism for doing nothing but saying you will do something every week.

I appreciate you working on this but we need to have a corporate solution for this.

by Bill Wierzbowski September 23, 2014

The Solution

- I could kiss you, and you could kiss me back.
- You could kiss me and i'd definitely kiss back.

How do I fix our relationship? Oh I know, The Solution.

by TheSolutionHaHa September 24, 2018

Proactiv Solution

Stupid shit that costs way too much. Doesn't do shit. I hate it.

Dude, did you try that Proactiv?
Yeah, it didn't do shit. I hate it.
Oh.

by Captain Chad February 3, 2005

Loosey Goosey Solution

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.

My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012

solutionizer

A person that provides a solution to a problem.

As a solutionizer, Lee always was able to find a solution to the problem.

by Lee Salzmann April 27, 2008