A kid (usually black) that wears the same pair of Air Force ones for 5 years straight. He looks like kodak, and walks around like he doesn’t know where he is half the time. He’s a great topic of conversation and is obsessed with girls. He also usually has a man crush, and in some cases can end up following him around like he’s his dog.
Jace:Bro solomon do you think caitlin is hot?
Solomon: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG brooooo caitlin is SOOOOOOOO hot bro she’s is like bro she is like so hot bro oh maaaa goddddd like I sweada gooooodddd bro they donttttttt knowwwwwww it’s clipppppp.
The most loving guy ever. He is definitely funny and will cheer you up in seconds. He is a family man and will do anything to protect them. Loves children and wants 5 of them. It is loyal and caring. Will always be there for you when you need him. If you find a Solomon never let him go he is a catch. Oh but wait, this one is taken!
Solomon
A hilarious boy who knows just what to say to make you laugh, and can carry on a conversation for years. Solomon allso has a massive cock and can down 4 pints of beer simultaneously under 3.2 seconds. Solomon allso has been seen to head butt one man and all the other men in that saw it woke up with a headache the next day.