SOJIMP

Acronym for "Sudden Outburst of Jizz in my Pants". When seeing something that would trigger a SOJIMP, you say it loudly.

Person1: Hi girlfriend, how's it going?
Girlfriend: You wanna go back to your house?
Person1: SOJIMP!

by G-Unit1 June 15, 2010

Soiban

The conscious decision to milk, wrangle, or serenade snakes in a pit of hot vermouth. Chronologically, it was said to have been created by the Patron Saint of Ireland, but historians have found reference to Marco Polo summoning a sidewinder in in Tibet, and such historical figures as Napoleon Bonapart and Alexander the Great have been document in rennaisance painting with coral snakes and cottonmouths. Cotê D'Ivoire practice Cobra serenades. Also ninjas have been known to use this practice as an excercise in discipline and concentration before sword fights.

St. Paddy really Soibaned that rattler.

Those ninjas soibaned some snakes and went to Tael for the afterparty.

I told you Rocca, if you want to Soiban, you need to get behind the snake.

by iamrazorblade June 16, 2011

sojob

The act of self felatio

Phil sucked his own cock?

Yeh he gave himself a Sojob

by Bearavous September 28, 2015

sojia

Nice not mean likes gabe

she is a sojia

by danceconor December 6, 2017

socibalism

"Socibalism" - Much like "Cannibalism" but for the elite to feast upon the less than elite.

Opening US borders & providing free healthcare to non-US citizens is a form of "socibalism."

by G00gle-GuyUD September 15, 2018

Soiba

Soiba is the type of person who would be very caring for her peers although she might not show it. She is known to have only one love interest during childhood but that relationship WAS nothing important.

She also has a scar just below her chest.

She is also known for wanting to commit suicide because of her weight and looks but she can't because she doesn't want to leave her brother and her 2 best friends.
Overall, Soiba is very loyal to her friends but always stresses with the way she looks.

This person is very Soiba

by Iknowwhathappensnext December 5, 2018

soji bowl

Brazil nut, strawberry, pear, fig, rockmelon,
coconut yoghurt

Can I please have a soji bowl for breakfast

by Big French June 6, 2019