soil yourself

Verb: to fill ones pants with faeces (bodily waste discharged through the anus) due to lack of anal muscle strength, "holding it for too long" or too much curry the previous night

"hey look jerome sat on some choclate ice cream lets all laugh at his expence"
"Thats not ice cream, Jerome i think you just soiled yourself"

soil yourself

by cai3i3age October 06, 2005

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Soiled Seconds

n.--A pair of underwear worn after someone else has already "soiled" them.

v.--Wearing a pair of underwear that has previously been worn by someone else without washing in between

Darren: Hey, bro. I'm all out of clean undies.

Mikael: It's all good, dude. Take mine.

Darren: I don't want your soiled seconds.

Pookie sticks head in: Well, I'll wear 'em...

by Chip Vanderhaagen January 22, 2012

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Soiled Mistress

A glance of disapproval, reject, disgust, or hatred. Usually given by strangers or rude friends.

Joe: She is pretty why don't you ask her out?
Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.

by codliveroilman May 13, 2013

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