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sodie

soft drink
n. In both senses also called soda pop, also called regionally cold drink, drink, pop1, soda, soda water, tonic.

1. A nonalcoholic, flavored, carbonated beverage, usually commercially prepared and sold in bottles or cans.
2. A serving of this beverage.

n 3: a sodium salt of carbonic acid; used in making soap powders and glass and paper syn: sodium carbonate, washing soda, sal soda, soda ash 2: a sweet drink containing carbonated water and flavoring; "in New England they call sodas tonics" syn: pop, soda pop, soda water, tonic
Which sodie you want grape or orange?
by AzaJP September 7, 2005
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slodger

1. An abnormal looking nose, usually somewhat of a dangling "u" shape.

2. A person or animal with such a nose.
"LOL THE MONKEY'S A SLODGER!"
"Yes, it's got quite the nose"
by Rupert Gehmlich December 13, 2007
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Scodgee

Large chunks of fecal matter in underwear, beyond a skid mark. However, not a full dump.
Wayno thought he'd shit himself but he'd just done a scodgee
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road sodie

The alcoholic drink of your choice that you drink in the car you as you drive to the bar or nightclub. A form of pregaming.
We made ourselves road sodies then got in the car and drove down to the bar for some more drinks.
by Chris Akers January 12, 2008
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sodes

short for episodes. people got so lazy that the first 2 syllables drop out sometimes
i was watching old lost sodes with mike and sara the other day
by hiphophead293847 August 10, 2009
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snodgepocker

snodgepocker (snodj pock er) NOUN. An annoying but endearing creature. Or is it endearing but annoying? Either way, you want to smack them, but can't because they are too Goddamned cute.
Like the cutest, fluffiest little kitten who keeps climbing up your legs and back with his needle-sharp claws to sit on your shoulder and purr.

Her- "How did he get stuck inside the piano?"
Him- "How? He's a hedgehog, that's what they do, look for dark places to curl up and sleep. And take a crap."
Her- "HE CRAPPED INSIDE MY PIANO!?"

(He pulls him out of the piano).

Him- "Sorry about that. Yeah, in't he a cute little snodgepocker?"
Her- "Ohhh... look at that little nosie!"
Him- "So... should we keep him, or call the Humane Society?"
Her- "He's making little piggy noises! We can't just give him away!"
Him- "So, what do you want to name him?"
Her- "Fluffy. Either Fluffy, or Shithead."
Him- "Welcome to the family, Shithead."
Her- "Can I hold him?"
Him- "Get your own damn hedgehog."

(she stands, staring.)

Him- "Shouldn't you be cleaning the shit out of your piano?"
Her- "I changed my mind about his name. I think he's more of a Fluffy."
Him- "Fluffy it is. Welcome to the family, Fluffy."
Her- "From now on, YOU'RE the one I'm calling Shithead."
Him- "There you go, sweet talkin' me again."
Her- "Just hand over the goddam hedgehog, Shithead."
Him- "OK. Here. Careful."

(He puts the hedgehog in her hands).

Her- "OW! Ow! What the fuck?! I am bleeding! You little fucker!"
Him- "The spines are sharp."
Her- "Ja think!?"
Him- "I told you to be careful."
Her- "He's grunting! What does that mean?"
Him- "It means he's hungry. I'll get him some food."
Her- "Oh, no you're not. I'M getting Fluffy's food. Aren't I , Fluffy? Fluffy says yes."
Him- "I'm coming along."
Her- "No, Fluffy says that Mr. Shithead should stay here to clean Fluffy's crap out of my piano. Doesn't he? Yesss he does."
Him- (grumbling) "Fucking hedgehog always takes her side."
by Maxhole June 23, 2009
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soderquist

Somebody who can make the most attractive of people orgasm with the intensity of a thousand blazing suns.
He was such a Soderquist in bed! I want to fuck him every day!
by HotFudgeTuesday March 7, 2016
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