Scranton handshake

A firm slap on the ass from one man to another. Originates in the 2008 electoral season, where Joe Biden is shown with his hand seemingly on Barack Obama's ass in a number of campaign advertisements.

After the football game Jack game John a Scranton handshake to honor a game well played.

by HA3141 April 17, 2009

Scran

scran, the typically Scottish way to say snacks or food on a night of drinkning

mate, i could heavy go some scran

by S4RC4SM_1NC4RN4T3 May 29, 2018

scran ass

to eat ass:

When you eat ass

Josh Zerkka to Behzinga: 'i'm like on the 24th day of November of this year I shall scran ass once again!'

by CarlWh3zrr April 16, 2022

scrandad

The term "scrandad" refers to an experienced eater who likes to munch on other people's food, as well as not wanting to do anything else except get some scran(food).

Red: Steven stop eating my fucking chips!!
Steven: I can't help it I'm a scrandad.

Red: There's some stollen if you want it Christy and Laura.
Laura & Christy: What's stollen?
Red: Oh it's just like a marzipan cake.
Steven: (appears out of nowhere) I like marzipan!!
All Together: Steven!!...You scrandad
(All laugh)

Elsewhere...

Alex: Can i park my bike in your shed.
Leon: You did it just a minute ago.
Alex: What can I say I'm a scrandad

by Skibidy Beebop-Pop February 19, 2008

Socratis

A Greek sex god from Laura Secord.

Person 1: hey, you know Soccy?
Person 2: oh you mean that beautiful fucking sex god?
Person 1: fuck yea, I love Socratis

by thatdudewithaglassofmilk September 18, 2012

sobrante park

A part of east Oakland, CA that is somewhat maze like. Has a very high crime rate and you will get jacked if your ass gets lost in there at night

My baby daddy is from Sobrante park and will shank you

by that dozen April 30, 2005

scranus

The area on a man's body found between the scrotum and anus. Also known as "the seams of life" because if one tears his scranus his soul will fall out.

I tore my scranus and my soul fell out.

by professor nutsack August 11, 2003