super soaker

When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Take a water gun and jizz inside of it. Then squirt it all over your girl and scream like the kids in the super soaker commercials.

"My girl wanted a super soaker last night, I had to use the water gun from your bedroom." "Fuck you."

by maxwantsjustice June 6, 2011

Senko soaker

A feeble bass fisherman who resorts to the exclusive use of Senko lures to catch fish.

"We don't want that guy in our fishing club; he's a Senko soaker. "

by bubble gum July 24, 2012

stripper soaker 9000

The act of a stripper kneeling on a serving tray, emptying a 2 liter bottle of glitter water into her butt.

then spinning herself around on the tray as fast as she can, in the doggy style position and releasing the glitter water from her butt. Creating a mist like cloud of analy tainted glitter.

Did you see dillon last night, he stood up for the spray of ass glitter that stripper let loose when she did the stripper soaker 9000!

by tiner fezy December 17, 2014

Dick Soaker

When you proceed to jam your dick into a toilet full of shit

John did his dick soaker yesterday

by Logan diaglo March 14, 2021

super soaker 9000

when a girl gets so wet that we soaks the whole area due to squirting.

Tony: Damn baby last night you were so wet almost like a squirt gun the carpet and the bed was wet from you squiting.

Brittany: You think your funny .
Tony: Your a super soaker 9000.

by dildo diva December 16, 2010

super soaker slut

A person female or male who loves to give fellatio and receive loads of cum in their face.

created by: T RO 2009

Boy 1: Did you hear about Vanessa?

Boy 2: Ya, she's a total super soaker slut she has had gallons on her face

by PrettyPinkPrincess88 October 12, 2009

Charmin Soaker

A drunken act wherein you purposely piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom at Jimmy John's. This act is usually performed just after you've eaten the best sandwich of your life, and just before you run out of the restaurant giggling like an ass.

I was so ripped last night! The last thing I remember was giving a Charmin Soaker at Jimmy John's!

by Dan I am February 6, 2010