sophomore hoes

curly haired whores who think abercrombie is "hawt" and can not hold a conversation about anything expect for the latest hills episodes. Their only facebook pictures are them in bikinis and of eachother holding red cups. They can be considered lesbians but because of the massive dick they suck it is unable to be determined. They constantly lurk on older boys to try and improve their status. They pretend to get drunk on the weekends than throw themselves at any person with a penis. Especically people with girlfriends. All you need to do is drop your pants, they'll know what to do. Even for stupid hoes they catch on quickly.

Boy: Have you ever seen my room before?
Sophomore Hoes: ha ha no
Boy: Why don't you come up and see my pet snake, his name is Little Will.

Older more sophisticated girl: stupid hoes...

by freakthemighty December 9, 2009

sophomore 69

A term used to describe someone who wants to be taught sexual acts by as many people as possible. Often this refers to a virgin, or newly non-virgin, but it is also used by sexually experienced people who want to learn new tricks

Alyssa: I want to learn new sexual tricks.
Joe: oh?
Alyssa: Yes, I want to learn as many new sexual tricks I can from every guy I meet. I'm a regular sophomore 69.

by George M. Jenkins May 23, 2008

Ain Soph Aur

Hebrew for 'the limitless light'. One of God's many names. Used also to describe a spiritual state of awareness. Also, the name of an improvisational performance duo in Long Beach, CA. ain-soph-aur

As I listened to the sea, I felt myself dissolving into the Ain Soph Aur.

by Nackered October 25, 2008

sophomanic

The curse of being stuck at the first peak of the "Dunning kruger Effect" diagram. It's the irony brought to us by the overly confident and eternally stupid.

A unintelligent person: "I'm not sophomanic, I'm just incredibly intelligent."

by Innisvysom June 1, 2023

Sephornicate

(v.)

1. To re-touch or apply a full face of cosmetics from the testers at Sephora without making a purchase. While it is perfectly legal to do so, the consequences range include being stalked by Sephora employees who suspect criminal activity, contracting an eye infection from a contaminated mascara vessel or smelling like you had a head-on collision with the Cody fragrance truck.

2. To request prepared samples of cosmetics or other beauty products from Sephora without making a purchase. This is also perfectly legal but can have similar consequences to the first definition, especially when done everyday.

1. I forgot my makeup bag, so when I finished my work-out, I went down the block to Sephornicate before I met up with the Silver Fox for dinner. He told me I looked beautiful.

2. As much as I love how it smells, I can't afford a bottle of CoCoaShaNell Eau de Poisson, so my friend and I go once a week to Sephornicate some.

by MrsSilverFox April 18, 2011

Soph

A shortening of the name sophie

'Call me Sophie or Soph

by SophsterBEE March 8, 2009

sophomore

From the Greek words Sophos; meaning wise, and Moros; meaning fool, or foolish. Literally, a 'wise fool'.
1. A word used to denote the stage when a person has gained sufficient knowledge and/or skill to be of some use to his/her society or community, but is still sufficiently untutored or unskilled to perform wisely or correctly in most situations.
2. The second level of instruction in both secondary and collegiate education.

1. His explanation was sophomoric (sic) and uninspired.

2. She is in her sophomore year in college.

by Uncle Owl October 20, 2004