Sneaky Talon

When one while fingering a girl decides to surprise attack the butthole with a thumb. Usually starts with a loud hawk screech to notify the girl what is about to happen.

Girl- "moaning"
Guy- "WREAEAH" *inserts thumb
Girl- *Smack
Guy- "laughs it off"

Cindy- You look pissed
Amanda- well thats because tom gave me a sneaky talon last night.
Cindy- Ouch

by Jim sprazium August 20, 2012

sneaky long

When you're playing golf and utilize something on or around the course to make your drive longer. A cart path, bounce it off a tree or the roof of a house etc. Usually done on accident.

Guy hits a drive that bounces on the cart path and rolls another 200 yards toward the hole

Friend: "That's fucking bullshit!"
Guy: "That's sneaky long my friend."

by StereoBlows September 10, 2016

Sneaky Beagle

When you're having sex and your dog sneaks up behind you and licks your balls

Joe was bangin out the old lady last night when his dog came up behind him and gave him the old Sneaky Beagle.

by snoogans213 July 26, 2011

sneaky link

A term most popular in Gen Z and onwards, “sneaky link” is a combination of the verb to link (which means to meet up/hang out) and sneaky (which means to be discreet).

Because of the nature of how these two terms interact, the compound noun “sneaky link” is most commonly used to refer to a hookup, though it can also be used to describe a friends-with-benefits relationship.

Friend 1: What’s good witchu bruh, I know you tryna smoke tonight.

Friend 2: Ayum you know I would, but I got a sneaky link tonight, you feel me?

Friend 1: Nah I gotchu mane. Go do yo thang.

by anonymous January 5, 2022

sneaky jimmy

to be having sex with a girl then suddenly and forcefully sneaking your penis into her anus

That bitch started talkin' shit...so I had to give her the sneaky jimmy.

by AD Class May 15, 2007

SneakyJ

He is always first in the lunch line. He is an enderman, unhinging his jay and screaming while he teleports himself to the front of the lunch line. He is very attractive.

SneakyJ is first in the lunch line again!!

by I Know... I See... April 24, 2019

sneaky pinters

someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.

"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"

"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."

"fuck it, sneaky pint?"

by pissartist October 19, 2019