Smurfy's Law

If anything can turn blue, it will. (see also: Murphy's Law and Smurf )

A: I can't believe my computer got another BSOD!!

B: Hey man, that's just Smurfy's Law...

by akaSMG February 28, 2011

snuffy

(US Army) That private nobody likes. Usually an idiot.

1SG: I think there's a minefield right there.
LT: Let's send in Snuffy.

LT: Radio's out, send somebody back to HQ.
1SG: That's 20 miles! Who the hell will do that?
LT: Hey Snuffy, run these for me!
PVT: Yessir happytosir!
1SG:...Idiot.

by bendman March 4, 2007

Smurfy's Law

Anything that can be smurfed, will be smurfed.

(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)

Steve: So I heard you just saw "Interstellar"! What did you think?
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.

Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!

by Philleepe January 8, 2015

snarfy

rude, to snap at someone

You didn't have to be so snarfy

by Nicole January 2, 2005

Snuffy Coat

The big furry looking coats people wear that looks like they've skinned the side of Snuffalufagus from Sesame Street or some other Muppet character. These coats are usually not made with any type of real fur and look ridiculous unless you live in Antarctica.

I need to get one of the snuffy coats. All the rappers got one!

by Ambster February 7, 2009

Snuffypants

Total pwnage!

Snuffypants pwnd me :(

by Mystereo May 24, 2009

Snurflefurg

A strange creature with an elephand trunk, a lions head, feather duster ears, a yellow tigers body with purple stripes, stubby noodle arms, long legz and a broom tail. these odd beast are easily offended by the smell or the mear mention of a fart. they will use their ears to fly to you and shove its trunk up your nose and suck out your brain like a juice box.

jimmy farted and now a snurflefurg is after him. love you jimmy!

by Snurflefurg January 8, 2021