Snurch

snake church

take me to snurch

by dankest meme April 21, 2015

Smunchy

An adjective describing someone or something that is unbearably cute/adorable.

Variants include: smunch (verb and noun), smunchiest (for emphasis) and smunchbag (can be both a noun and adjective).

"What a smunchy bastard!"

"That kitten is the smunchiest smunch that ever smunched."

by Gwaxl April 4, 2005

scunch

To plug your pooper in any way possible when a toilet is nowhere to be found, or in order to keep from shitting your pants in public. Mostly done by clenching with the buttocks and, in the event of a prairie dog, sitting on the heel of your foot in an attempt to shove it back up your bum.

Albert: "Man I really gotta poo."
Mick: "Scunch it, man. Scunch it like you mean it."
Albert:"I don't know if I can scunch it until we find a rest stop."
Mick: "Then sit on your heel."
Albert: "Thanks bro."

by Scunchmeister November 29, 2011

Slunching

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

slunchbucket

1) A person who has drank excessive amounts of Champagne

"Allison and Stephanie are such slunchbuckets tonight after drinking 7 bottles of champagne"

by deathbylamp March 17, 2017

Skunch

1. A type of canned food popularized by Mission Hill.
2. Junk, bullshit
3. Replacement for the word "bunk"

1. This skunch was on sale at the 99 cent store. It tastes horrible.
2. Quit talkin skunch.
3. That pot was skunch.

by bizdorph October 14, 2003

smunchy

Soft, melty and crunchy.

"This taco is smunchy".

by Adam Laughlin September 21, 2005