SnowBlower

A warm alcoholic beverage with Michigan origins. This Cocktail made with cranberry juice, cinnamon, clove, lemon, and spiked heavily with rum is usually served around the winter holidays. This festive refreshment renders even the most conservative drinker into a sloppy lush with overwhelming urges to high five and hump other guests.

"holy shit! I got trashed on SnowBlowers at the office Christmas party and humped the VP. I hope I'm not fired."

by Mandtastic December 29, 2013

Snowblower

When a man/woman covers their mouth and eyes with their hands, and then starts to sniff real hard while another man/woman simultaneously farts on a massive pile of cocaine, sending a blow-infested fart cloud careening into the lucky guy/girl's nose.

"Birry you'll never guess what I did last night. I gave Phir a snowblower in front of his grandparents!"

by JuanitoElJefito March 10, 2009

Snowblower

Getting sucked off by a girl past the point of ejaculation. Getting sucked until you are limp again.

Last night Karen gave me an amazing snowblower. There was no need for cleanup when we were through.

by Dick Noughty March 31, 2009

Snowblower

Non-white women who only fuck white boys. They blow white cock so often that they are like a snowblower clearing out all the snow.

"Shaniqua is with Kyle again, she's such a snowblower!"

by e-terrorist March 5, 2022

snowblower

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A sexual act when many males, usually more than 3, all masturbate into the mouth of one female in the middle of all of them. When the final male ejaculates he says "wait don't swallow I want to see what we all did" or something to that effect. He then punches her in the side of the face hard enough so that she spits out all of the cum and it looks like a snowblower.

Man 1: Dude, me and my posse gave your mom a snowblower lastnight.
Man 2: Thats nice!
Man 1: you idiot a snowblower is where many dudes cum in a girls mouth and punch her in the face
Man 2: you assholes...

by Blacknail polish February 25, 2009

Snowblower

When the male partner ejaculates into the women's ass, but as he pulls out she then farts, spraying his semen all over him.

Do we really need to use an example for the snowblower?

by B to the mutha f*ckin' T November 15, 2006

snowblower

When you bust a nut in a girl but when you pull out, she queefs and sprays your seed all over the bed. Like how a snowblower sprays snow all over the yard. #true story

Bro I had to wash my sheets. When iI pulled out she was a snowblower.

by Me j. Beard December 6, 2019