anal snowman

when you put a cantaloupe, watermelon, pumpkin, covered in mayonnaise, in that order.

wanna come over and help me with an anal snowman

by snowman410 November 2, 2022

snow the snowman

Fool, trick, or lie to an individual.

Yo nig, don't try and snow the snowman.

by billyddd December 24, 2007

Sneaky Snowman

A sneaky snowman is a sexual act that requires patience, skill, and a degree of tolerance for the cold. To perform a sneaky snowman, a man first inserts his erect penis into extremely cold water or a bucket of ice. Prolonged exposure can lead to frost-bite so caution must be used. The challenge is also to maintain an erection in spite of the cold. Once the penis has been sufficiently cooled, it should be inserted unexpectedly into a woman's vagina or anus. The unexpectedness of the act , and the accompanying sense of intense cold gives this sexual act its name.

Samantha mentioned to her friend Janet that her boyfriend Jack sneaked up behind her last night while she had just got out of the shower and gave her a sneaky snowman. She also mentioned that she found the experience "shockingly refreshing".

by CrepuscularMonty November 12, 2012

build a snowman

When you ejaculate two 'snowballs' onto a pale man's chest and then stick a 'carrot' in his mouth.

Guy 1: Hey, Chaz totally let me build a snowman last night
Guy 2: He's always been really open to new things

by RoyalTeeShirt May 3, 2016

Snowmanning

Leaving a friend to sit by himself like a snowman does while you and everyone else take part in an adventure, more than likely a drunken one.

Thanks guys for snowmanning me, I'll just take shots by myself.

by MrShastas December 20, 2010

Snowman Assassin

A snowman assassin is a person who destroys snowmen. He will watch his prey build their snowman before diving out of his hiding spot and destroying it via whatever means necessary. They travel in groups of 2-3 and have no mercy whatsoever when attacking a target. They attack with whatever they can ; fists , knee's , feet , weapons and are well known for there famous attack with their elbows.

Group of children : Oh wow this snowman we built is smashing !

Snowman Assassin : There it is ! Attack it ! ( Start attacking snowman )

by TheSnowmanAssassin January 8, 2010

Nazi Snowman

A sexual act where the man puts his dick in the woman's arse when she has recently done a shit and not wiped. Then when he is about to cum he pulls out and wipes his dick on her top lip, giving the illusion of a Hitler moustache. Then cums all over her face until it is completely white.

Joe: How was last night?
Bobby : it was aite, Susan was a complete slut, she let me make her a nazi snowman!
Joe:You lucky cunt!

by Dudycjtdhgjekd August 7, 2015