snookems

A term of endearment, like honey or sweetheart.

Come over and give me a kiss, snookems.

by Tina R. Collins June 9, 2005

Snookie punch

When a girl, (famously named after snookie from mtv's "jersey shore") gets punched in the face by a dude. It's usually followed my some fist pumping and brawling by greasy italians.

Scott: Ang, don't piss me off.
Ang: Why, what're you going to do about it?
Scott: Bitch, I'll snookie punch you right now.

by sjgjsalmp<3 January 11, 2010

snisket

Female genitalia

My dog spent all morning licking her snisket.

by Tallywhacker52 December 28, 2008

snookee

the act of sneaking some nookie in the kitchen, living room or other open living areas after the kids have gone to bed

If it were not for snookee when our son was 10, we would not have a daughter a decade younger than him.

by Dirty Butterfly August 22, 2010

Snooki Monster

A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.

Snooki is the progenitor of all Snooki Monster kind.

by Ursanbear January 19, 2011

Snookigram

When a butt-ugly Jersey Girl (or wanna-be) hands you a slip of paper with her phone number on it after you get so drunk that you let her gargle with your goo in the loo.

"Kyle, don't answer the door. It might be that triple-bagger from last night trying to drop off a snookigram"

by AlphaTart August 21, 2011

snooker surprise

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

by The Course Man November 14, 2013