snorfer

a person who farts in the bathtub and attempts to bite the bubble as it rises to the surface.

"She might not have hit her head on the faucet if she was'nt in there being a little snorfer."

by Scrap April 15, 2006

snoogered

(1)the consequence of snoochie-boochies
(2)the state of being well and truly f*cked

(1) man, i am so snoogered after that snoochie-boochie...
(2) and then he snoogered me... snoogins!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

snooger boogersnorts

1.An alleged criminal who may or may not be real. Note: He/she must be at least 5feet 7inches to be known as snooger boogersnorts

2.Or you could call someone who picks their nose this and they would get really offended!

1.Oh, look there's Snooger Boogersnorts robbing a bank; what shall we do?

2.
Tommy: Your such a Snooger Boogersnorts
Jane: Am not!
Tommy: Are too!
Jane: I'm telling my mommy on you!
Tommy: Well, I'm going to tell your mommy that you pick your nose!
Jane: Not if I tell my mommy first!

by Yelhsa Ardnaxela September 15, 2008

Snooger

That sticky substance that you get in your nostril that is too thick to be concidered snot and not hard enough to be a booger...therefore is a Snooger. In between the two evils, and it doesn't matter how hard you blow your nose, it refuses to leave, leaving you no other choice but to go in, bare fingered, and fish the Snooger out!

Amanda: Are you picking your nose?

Angela: Well, I have no other choice...I've got a Snooger!

Amanda: Snooger?

Angela: You know, it's not a booger and not snot, inbetween, a Snooger!

Amanda: Oh, that makes sense!

by angelarose0924 August 11, 2010

snogger

Sick net user who's obsessed with David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson from The X-Files.
Desperately wants to believe that the two actors had a relationship when the series (or the movies) was filmed. Daydreams about them having sex and/or writes torrid fan-fiction.
Snoggers spend their time analysing pictures with DD and GA in it in order to find what in their mind is "evidence" to their theory.
They're the disgrace of the whole X-Files fandom.

A snogger wrote: Personally, I am just waiting for the day when David leaves that stupid succubus of a wife and crawls into Gillian's arms.

by downinthepark January 13, 2009

Snorters remorse

The inevitable self-loathing and regret that follows in the days after a cocaine binge.

Friend 1: "How you feeling today pinocchio?"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"

by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

Buck Snorter

An extremely long and low toned fart that is usually odorless.

I was watching TV when Tim up and let the deepest buck snorter I've heard in months, and I'll be danged if it aint stanky.

by Zodiack November 17, 2004