Snooki

A person whose bra size exceeds her IQ.

Person 1: Man that girl is so stupid, but her breasts are huge!

Person 2: Yeah I know, she is such a Snooki!

by Jay Jay is Okay January 26, 2011

Snooki

1. A very tan, greasy, STD-ridden "guidette" from Jersey Shore

2.The offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Troll, trying to call herself "Italian" (even though she's really Chilean)

omg, Nicole looks like such a Snooki since she started fake 'n baking!

by FabulousFeminist September 29, 2010

Snooki

1. (n) A wanna-be-guidette whore WHO'S NOT EVEN HOT with a fake tan and dyed hair. Gives the glorious state of New Jersey a bad name.

2. (v) The act of being punched in the face by a guido tool-bag.

Did you hear about that bitch Snooki getting punched in the face? She totally deserved it.

by TYg3r28 December 14, 2009

Snooki

A useless lump of human excrement dyed orange and in possession of a jar of pickles and a Bump-It. It is a parasite found primarily along the coast of New Jersey, although it may travel great distances, spreading a disease known as "guiditis," which transforms normal human beings into orange, obnoxious piles of crap that literally serve no purpose other than to piss people off. It is also a vector for other infectious diseases including, but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts, rabies, tularemia, African Sleeping Sickness, marlaria, tetanus, tuberculosis, smallpox, Dengue fever, the common cold, syphillis, parvovirus, and myriad others. It should be avoided at all costs.

Goddammit, I fucking hate Snooki and everyone else on that stupid-ass show.

by Racecarisracecarinreverse. October 28, 2010

Snooki

1. Descendant of the fabled big-foot family, usually wears slutty clothes exposing most of its body, has a very loose vagina; however it is not apparent if it is male or female.
2. The reason why there's world hunger.

Guy 1: ''Dude, did you see that Snooki on Jersey Shore last night?''

Guy 2: ''Yeah dude, I could totally see its camel toe sagging through her socks!''

by Unanymouswat July 30, 2010

Snooki

a petite quidette, with the best hair poof and tends to be obnoxious.

Damn that girl was such a snooki last night. I think i can only take small amounts of her at a time.

by Chant 16 January 18, 2010

Snooki

a term used to describe an overweight guidettewho possibly receives fashion advice from transvestite weekly.

snooki scares the crap out of me

by kookookrazy January 8, 2010