snookie

A rat-like creature that only hungers for having sex and drinking beer. Speaks in broken english and repeatedly uses the word smush for sex. Last seen on the Jersey Shore

snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: what is that?!
snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: it's raping me, it's raping me!

by truthseer November 23, 2011

Snooki

Snooki: a female slut that has sex with any basketball player. Typically snookies are found in hotel lobbies of the visiting teams and the foyer of basketball arenas. Snookies became famous for Shawn kemp who famously said "I love all my snookies" in response to being questioned as to why he had so many children with various women. The American version of a "puck".

Michael Jordan loved Miami, not for playing against the Heat but for his favourite Snooki

by daggar January 22, 2011

Snooki

1) the action of a male punching an obnoxious, slightly oversized woman in the face

2) Narcissistic guidette on Jersey Shore

This fat bitch was startin shit at the concert so i snooki'd her

by AznL!on December 26, 2009

snookie

-a short, fat (more ugly-than-not) girl with an attitude, who believes that she is very hot-looking

My niece Tiffany is such a snookie. She thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie but she's actually a dead-ringer for a fat Rosie Perez.

by dex87111 January 19, 2010

Snooki

That bitch with a pickle on Jersey Shore

Over tanned oompa loompa , that is now trying to sing.
A Bitch with a pickle aKa Snooki

by Takenawa, James Sangao August 14, 2010

Snooki

1. Cast member of the god-awful TV show Jersey Shore. Known for being a slut who tans too much, thinks she's Italian when she's really Chilean, and bases her political opinions on people's views on tanning and not real issues. Also hideously ugly.

2. A real boner killer

3. A person carrying every STD known to man (and possibly a few others that haven't been discovered yet).

1. Oh god Jersey Shore is on again. Unless Snooki announces she has skin cancer and six months to live I shy away from the TV whenever it's on.

2. I was getting ready to have sex with this really hot chick from the Iron Maiden show when a Snooki popped into my head for a second and now I'm struggling with erectile dysfunction.

4. Mark and Kim are perfect for each other. They're both Snookis so they can't catch anything new from each other.

by Gaaraofthedamned August 23, 2011

Snooky

A sad loser from the TV show "The Jersey Shore" that is a big slut and tries to get attention from more popular people. She only hits on Guidos and gets drunk from 2:30 am to 12:00 am.

Man i wanna get drunk and get laid

Lets go find SNOOKY

by Stupid Hobos March 7, 2010