Snooker Yourself

The act of sitting down on your own balls.

Oooh, Kyren won't be happy as he sits down in his chair—you don't want to snooker yourself, do you Dennis?

by Outis Katagelastos May 5, 2024

Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 19, 2006

Welsh Snooker

noun, verb. A counterpart to a Chinese snooker whereby the cue's space is blocked by walls, furniture or members of the public getting in the way and generally being inconsiderate arses. Either a noun; "I'm in a Welsh snooker" or verb; "to welsh snooker".

"I don't like playing in this pub, we keep getting Welsh snookered by that fat guy sitting two inches from the table"

by fattyarbuckle July 5, 2008

poo snooker

That game for two players in which the difficult brown is the preferred shot.

"I'm just popping home with Quentin for a frame of poo snooker."

by Kate Shortforbob May 11, 2007

pocket snooker

The act of male masturbation by concealing the pleasuring hand in one's pocket.

Brendan ma saw a really hot girl and started playing pocket snooker without anyone noticing.

by razornova August 25, 2008

Rope snooker

The act of attempting to penetrate another living being with a flaccid penis. As difficult to achieve as attempting to play snooker with a piece of rope. Often happens on rounds 2+ of sexual activity within a short period of time, or when one has consumed too much alcohol but will not be deterred.

Luca tried shagging this bird off tinder 3 times in one night but ended up playing rope snooker.

I thought I'd finally end my dry spell last night but after 15 pints all I could do was practise some rope snooker.

by Big bad Ben June 13, 2016

underwear snooker

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.

Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!

by Kieran January 17, 2004