semtex

Shit that gose boom! A plastic based explosive

Holy shit the semtex blew up

by Dfunk Williams November 2, 2004

snert

SNERT is an acronym for Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Twit. It was created in 1994 in the Guide Lounge on America Online, as we were not allowed to refer to members as twits, twerps, or the like. A pact was loosely made between those present that we wouldn't tell members what it meant other than "a troublesome member". The word went on to be defined in at least twenty different ways by members and eventually moved out into the online gaming world.

Jerk1: I just fuX0red your sister!
Dude1: Go eat shit, snert boy!

by flurp November 25, 2006

snext

send (someone) a text message on the sly; a sneaky text.

Erik sent Andrew a snext so that his friends wouldn't know he was bored.

by iamthebestattypingwithoutlook February 7, 2017

Shemtimeter

A measurement exactly 148cm long. Some people will try to say its 150cm, but they are wrong. Don't trust them.

Awwwww, She's so cute, she's a Shemtimeter tall. We call that "fun sized" around here.

by Osamaru June 8, 2018

Snezticked

The art of sneezing into a plastic bag

Tiffany : God Jason fucked me so hard last night I snezticked after
Bethany : God what a fucking stud

by 4RG February 8, 2021

shemtov

A length of toilet paper deemed appropriate to use when a woman uses the bathroom.

Can you believe Mary used three shemtovs when she did a number one! That's 3x too much!

by Scott Charmin November 3, 2022

Semtex

-noun: a called upon member of your team that has been given the duty of "diving on a hand grenade."

i.e. a wingman that has to stick to the fat/ugly chick (like the sticky explosive from Modern Warfare 2) all night, while your boy is running game.

Justin, SEMTEX!

Ha, Pauly is on semtex duty tonight. He's got to stick on the fat chick.

by bolo1g2 January 24, 2010