Sneaker

A sneaky and inconspicuous punch thrown without provocation.

Oh fuck, Catherine gave him a sneaker simply for criticizing her work!

by TheSneaker March 6, 2018

Sneakers O'toole

Sneakers O'toole is very fleet of foot, thanks to his spiffy sneakers.

As he jaunted away from the wouldbe sneaker taker offers, he declared, 'I didn't take my sneakers off. I'm still Sneakers O'toole!"

by Regg June 19, 2008

Sneaker Freaker

Someone addicted to buying branded sneakers. Usually Nike Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc. or Adidas.

A: Damn he don't stop buyin' sneakers.
B: Yeah he's a right sneaker freaker.

by Azza-Marazza October 24, 2009

Sneaking out

When you try to leave the house under the radar.

As the boy was sneaking out, he carefully made sure didn't make a peep so he didn't wake up his parents.

by Adam Kaezic June 13, 2008

sneaking jesus

One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.

''That guy just stole the last parking space. What a sneaking jesus!''

by Spunky Punch February 2, 2010

Sneaker Licker

A person who irrationally idolizes a sports star; sports idol worshipping, most commonly found in people that prioritize Lebron over relationships with their friends and family, as well as over their own physical health and mental stability.

Nick ignored his family and friends and kept talking only about his thirst for LeBron because he is such a sneaker licker.

by gustavo-sauvo October 12, 2020

Your sneaker is bleeding

The boxing grudge match of the century hey the sneaker bleeding is bits of his opponent's ear

your sneaker is bleeding

by Pee-wee Jones September 24, 2019